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Regret Packet #002trafficFiled: Jan 21, 2026

The Pardoned Traffic

Sixteen hundred vehicles reversed through the checkpoint. Day one. The orange-speaker waved them through.

Traffic laws exist to prevent collision. When one vehicle runs a red light, others may be harmed. When sixteen hundred vehicles run the same red light simultaneously — and are then told the red light never existed — the intersection itself loses meaning.

The cop-beaters drove through first. Then the window-breakers. Then the ones who had promised sedition in writing, in text, in video, in sworn testimony. Twenty-two years of traffic violations, erased like morning dew.

Joyce of the shield explained it: traffic signals are meant to protect everyone equally. When you remove the signals for some, you remove them for all. The intersection becomes a collision waiting to happen.

The shield-watchers watched. The courts watched. The filing system watched.

Two-point-seven billion in damages. The intersection still smoldering. The vehicles still reversing through, now emboldened, now accelerating.

We file this regret. The traffic flows backward. The signals are dark.

UNSENT.

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Event
January 6 mass pardons
Date
January 20, 2025
Victims
Rule of law, Capitol Police officers
Sources
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pardon_of_January_6_United_States_Capitol_attack_defendants
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